- me: don't let me fuck him, i don't want him to think i like him.
- him: don't let me fuck her, i don't want her to think i like her.
- 3 hours and drunk later
- friend: you told me not to let you fuck her!
- him: i know what i said!
- friend: don't do it!
- me: i'm single don't tell me what to do!
- friend: *gives up* whatever
- 3 hours of sex and the morning after
- friend: SMH
- us: YOLO
